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Chopperbuilder
BOGSMASHERS BALL. JUNE 2nd,3rd,4th

Holtwood Farm, Holtwood, Hampstead Marshall, Nr Newbury RG20 OGH
There will be a food van on site for the whole weekend. John the owner of the farm will allow proper cookers but not BBQ's and no pets. Kids are in for free, and are ‘classified’ as under 17.. If you bring the rugrats, please remember you are responsible for them. Also you ‘know’ your kids, and should be the judge of whether it’s the thing for them or not..

Wallpaper

WALLPAPERS
Why not Tart up your Pc with a Desperat Dans wallpaper
in sizes 1280x960 / 1024x768 / 800x600 not many people should miss out
REMEMBER they may be worth millions one day
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Workshop Heater
WOOD BURNERING HEATER
I have one to heat my bungalow, & they’re amazingly efficient. They work by heating the body of the stove, & heat is radiated from both the stove & the chimney. They will continue to give off heat even after they have gone out. They are highly controllable by a system of flaps & valves. This one was meant to be a prototype, but worked so well I kept it. However, I have incorporated some mods in my description. The whole stove was built from scrap. Click Here or on Image to view feature
Mower
MOWER
The tin-work on modern lawnmowers is extremely flimsy. Just a simple pressing, similar in thickness to car wings so when things went wrong, I soon changed it
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Grenade
GOOD HOUSKEEPING HINTS
This feature concentrates on what to do with all those small arms and animal parts you have left over from a busy day at the office
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I love my dogs
CARING FOR YOUR PETS
The NSPCA would be proud of this section and I am sure they would endorse it too!
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Scribble like you never scribbled before
THE 'PEN IS' (Phnarr phnarr) MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
Pens and pencils have many more uses, other than digging the wax out of your ears, and the snot from up your nose
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tips
HOME-WORKSHOP TIPS AND HINTS
Under 'The Health and Safety at Work Act' it is stated there for every piece of sillyness must be offset with an identical amount of seriousness, so this is the legal requirement, we know it falls short in the sillyness/seriousness offset totals, but we are rebels we dont care - Let Anarchy Rule
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SILLY HAPPENINGS AT MY HOUSE
People come, people go, some are never seen again, odd noises from the workshop, roaring sounds around the streets, strange things are afoot at desperates, only your imagination can tell - visit here if you dare.
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randomness RANDOM SILLYNESS
Strange but true, random acts of Desperateness
The odd stuff and lonely items here
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randomness
DESPERATES GO SKYDIVING
Oh how the mighty have fallen

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