(A) Hand Grenades  Ever wondered what to do with those leftover "Mills Bombs"? Try this handy tip. Saw them in half (remember to remove the explosives first) and you will have two extremely durable egg cups.

(B) Machine Guns Most homes in England have several machine guns, but they are seldom used these days. My missus finds them extremely useful for drying nickers, brazziers and other small items of clothing, as they have many protruding parts and are quite close to the fire. Especially handy on rainy days.

(C) Useful things to do with Deer Deer in your garden can be a bit irritating. However, if you manage to catch one, thier feet make excellent coat hangers.

(D) Bombs This one was always getting in the way, but now it comes in jolly useful as a hat stand.